The Beginning

Lo, there was a man who was to be named Emperor Chorizo, but this is not the story of his crowning, but of his rise to power. To start with, he decided to give the people something to enjoy. But what would it be? Not everyone enjoys the same thing. So he decided to create many things to entertain many peoples. This site is to commemorate the history of how he rose to power along with the creations he gave us along the way.

"What do you mean people won't like a snap-back fedora?”

       — CHORIZO, FUTURE EMPEROR

We place our fists to our head as we salute our Wise and Humble Emperor. He is wise for he knows there are people with more knowledge than he, and he is humble for listening to their advice.

He had surrounded himself with loyal advisors who each had their strengths and would come to his aide whenever he needs it:

The Commitzar of the Standing Forces - Sir Caviar the Relentless

The Master MBE, MBA, MPA, CPA, CFA, CFP, RFP, RCP, MCP, MCT - His Excellency Kolache, Esq. First of his Name

Croissant - The Jade Dragon that Burns All 

The Blue Lady of Sky and Snow - Pierogi